Rated: M (lots of swearing)
Categories: Spider-Man [Marvel]
Pairings: Parker May Parker/Johnny Storm
Parker May Parker/William Baker [Flint Marko]
Parker May Parker/Darren Simmons
Parker May Parker/Eugene "Flash" Thompson
Briana A: What was your favorite thing to do when your pregnant?
Parker May Parker: When I'm pregnant, I get extra childish. I like to trick the people I catch into thinking I'm going into labor when I'm not, or say that if they hit me in just the right spot, I'll fart. It's pretty fun.
But the most fun I have is walking into a restaurant, usually fast food, in my suit to give outrageous orders. And when people stare, I act like they're staring because of the large amounts of food I order, not the suit, and say "I'm eating for two...times two"